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Rumpelstiltskin, or what’s in a name?

5This close to the Presidential election things are looking grim. Negative commercials abound. Each side accuses the other of being the Anti-Christ. Had enough talk about childless cat ladies, Nude Africa, crazy liberals, Cat-kabobs, and fake news? Fear not, keeping with the grim nature of our times, here is a Grimms’ Fairy Tale to ease your mind from the constant demands for money from your favorite candidate.
Today we visit the story of He Who Must Not be Named – our pal Rumpelstiltskin. There is a pattern in Fairy Tales, wherein someone kites a check that a third person must cash or suffer ugly consequences. Today’s story is no different.
Once upon a time, there was a poor Miller with a beautiful daughter. One day the Miller ran into the King at a local Trader Joe’s. The Miller was anxious to make a good impression. He did what anyone would do. He told the King that his daughter could spin straw into gold. The King, who had been bored up to that point, perked up his ears at the thought of free gold. He told the Miller to bring her to the castle to spin some straw into gold. The Miller realized he committed a major party foul but had no choice except to deliver his daughter to the castle.
The King took Miss Miller to a room stuffed with straw. He told her unless she spun all the straw into gold by morning she would be killed. This put pressure on Miss Miller as she had no idea how to spin straw into gold. Like many Fairy Tale Maidens, she wept piteously. Suddenly a Short Dude unlocked the door and inquired why she was crying. She explained her problem to him. He said if you give me something I will do the job. She gave him her necklace which started him spinning straw into gold. When the King came by the next morning, the room was filled with gold. Kings tend to be greedy. This King was no exception. He took her to a larger room filled with more straw, telling her: “Spin it into gold or die in the morning.”
Her weeping resumed. Short Dude showed up again. He asked for a bribe and Miss Miller gave him her ring. “No problem!” said Short Dude spinning it all into gold. The King was tickled to death with the new gold. He took her to a giant room filled with straw and told her if she spun it all into gold, he would marry her to make her his Queen. When Short Dude showed up this time, she had nothing left to give him. Short Dude told her if she gave him her firstborn child, he would spin all the straw into gold. She promised to do so to avoid death and gain Queendom.
The King married her and about a year later she gave birth to a bambino. Sure enough, Short Dude showed up demanding the child. The Queen wept again, begging him not to take the child. He told her if she guessed his name in three days she could keep her child. She sent a messenger to scour the Kingdom for odd names. On the first day, she guessed Casper, Melchior, or Balthazar (Extra Credit: these are names of the 3 Wise Men). Wrong! On the second day, she guessed Pickleburster, Hankydank, and Mustardplaster. All wrong. Panic set in. She sent out her messenger one last time. He came back with a story about seeing a Short Dude dancing in the woods singing: “One more day and then she’ll see/ The Royal child belongs to me! / Water, earth, and air, and flame/ Rumpelstiltskin is my name.” The Queen was happy as a clam on hearing this.
Short Dude showed up the next day demanding his name. The Queen messed with him, guessing Tom, Dick, and Harry. Finally, she asked him if his name was Rumpelstiltskin. Short Dude went into a Freak Off worthy of P. Diddy. He shouted: “The Devil told you that!” He was so mad he stomped his right foot into the ground all the way up to his waist. Then he took his left foot in his hands and tore himself in half. Ouch! Yikes! & Gross!
So, what have we learned about names today? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. I went to the desert on a horse with no name. My name is Puddin-In-Tane, ask me again and I’ll tell you the same. To quote Mick Jagger: “Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.”

(Illustration by Pitt Dickey)

Publisher's Pen: The dogged Dogwood Festival

4Kudos to Dogwood Festival board chair Andrew Porter, long-term senior volunteer Jackie Tuckey, and the many residents and volunteers trying to save and preserve the Fayetteville Dogwood Festival for future generations.
This has very little chance of happening if Dogwood leadership continuously ignores the apparent tenets of success. Their newly hired Executive Director, Jim Long, tendered his resignation on October 9th after only ten days on the job. This should have been a wake-up call to the DF board that "all that glitters is not gold. "
Long lasted longer than I predicted and should never have been hired. Obviously, minimal vetting was done on this candidate's talent, capabilities, and successes.
I'm not Mr. Obvious; on Oct. 1, the Dogwood Festival committee announced the hiring of Long as their new executive director and touted with exuberant enthusiasm his qualifications as a promotions and events manager with a wealth of knowledge of the entertainment industry and the Fayetteville community. He may have provided the Dogwood board with a resume complete with a long, impressive list of experiences, but it's doubtful that a long list of successes accompanied it.
And, if Long's tenure with the Fayetteville Motor Speedway, with its history and local reputation as an entertainment venue, is his primary connection to the Fayetteville/ Cumberland County community, a red flag, not a checkered flag, should have gone up immediately.
Moving forward, there is a path to success if the Dogwood Festival committee focuses on returning to the basics. I've been involved with, participated in, and have knowledge of the Dogwood Festival since it was Sunday on the Square in the '80s, and our major annual DF fundraiser was Cowchip Bingo. This was decades ago, and yes, Fayetteville has changed, but the people have not.
For the Dogwood Festival to succeed, it must return to the basics. It needs:
Leadership. They need to hire someone with enthusiasm, dedication, personality, knowledge of the industry, and integrity.
Someone who can navigate the community, exuberate excitement, and restore confidence in the community's longest-running, free, fun, family outdoor entertainment event.
The Board. The Festival needs a robust and dedicated working board emphasizing the word, working. This board should have representation from all municipalities in Cumberland County, including Fort Liberty, with volunteers who are motivated, willing, and able to support the Executive Director while ensuring all aspects of the Festival are inclusive and diverse.
Lastly, but no less important is that we, as a community, must make an exerted effort to dismantle those legendary and crippling self-centered silos that are maintained and fortified by the City of Fayetteville, Cumberland County, the Convention & Visitors Bureau (Distinctly Fayetteville), Chamber of Commerce, the Arts Council, Downtown Alliance, and Cool Spring District.
These organizations have to unite for the betterment of the community and start working together, communicating and collaborating. Otherwise, the Dogwood Festival, and any other major local initiative with the intent of creating a positive image of Fayetteville or contributing to a higher quality of life, will be challenging to achieve.
Last year's Festival was successful with a redefined definition of success. By any standard, it was Dogwood Festival lite. Hopefully, the Festival's management can return it to its former prestige as North Carolina's number 1 FREE Outdoor Festival.
However, it will be determined by the people, businesses, and organizations that care about this community more than they do about themselves. The Silos must go! Jus sayin.
Thank you for reading Up & Coming Weekly.

(Photo: The 2022 Dogwood Festival saw people from all over Cumberland County and beyond visiting downtown Fayetteville. Photo courtesy of the Dogwood Festival's Facebook Page)

Helene shows value of fiscal restraint

4The devastation wreaked on North Carolina by Hurricane Helene will take weeks to assess, months to clear out, and years to repair or rebuild. Second only to the value of the lives lost will be the exorbitant fiscal and economic costs of our recovery.
Our state government is reasonably well-prepared to shoulder its share. Our federal government is not.
Last week, the General Assembly authorized an initial $273 million withdrawal from North Carolina’s rainy-day fund to cover initial recovery expenses and changes in elections administration. Gov. Roy Cooper signed the bill.
That’s only the first tranche of state expenditure. Lawmakers will return to the capital more than once before year’s end, then commence regular session in early 2025. They’ll appropriate much more money for various reconstruction efforts, from academic campuses and government offices to highways, bridges, water systems, and other infrastructure.
North Carolina has lots of money set aside. The rainy-day fund itself still contains about $4.5 billion. Other accounts and our unreserved credit balance contain billions more. I don’t mean to minimize the storm’s staggering costs. I’m just pointing out that the General Assembly won’t have to cut other programs, raise taxes, or borrow money to fulfill its responsibilities.
Congress is another story. Over the past couple of decades, presidents and lawmakers of both parties have run massive federal deficits and made exorbitant spending promises that far exceed any reasonable expectation of revenues at economically sustainable tax rates.
In a recent Reason magazine piece, Veronique de Rugy of the Mercatus Center pointed out that the federal debt now exceeds $28 trillion — $2 trillion more than last year and $6 trillion more than when the Biden-Harris team entered the White House.
“This debt stands at 100% of America’s gross domestic product, which, other than a one-year exception at the end of World War II, is the highest ratio we’ve ever had,” she wrote. “Unlike in 1946, today’s debt is only going to grow. Indeed, debt-to-GDP took a nearly 30-year dive to reach 23% in 1974. Today, federal debt is projected — under the rosiest scenarios — to rise to 166% in 30 years.”
In other words, every dollar Congress authorizes and the executive branch distributes for hurricane relief in North Carolina is, in effect, a borrowed dollar. It represents a debt to be paid in the future, not a gift.
Of course, North Carolinians aren’t the only ones who must pay each dollar back (with interest). Decades ago, our politicians essentially nationalized the provision of relief and reconstruction after natural disasters. I don’t think that was wise. States and localities ought to make their own preparations and save their own money to handle future emergencies.
But at this point, I’m not sure how to extricate ourselves from this process. If Congress passed a law next year to slash federal disaster relief and then Kansas gets clobbered by tornados, their taxpayers could reasonably complain that they helped clean up after North Carolina’s disaster and then didn’t get their “turn” at withdrawing funds for their own.
The next best thing, then, is for future Congresses and presidents to take their budgeting responsibilities more seriously. As I’ve pointed out many times, the opportunity to bring federal revenues and expenditures closer to alignment without painful adjustment has long since passed. The gap is too large.
It can’t be substantially closed by eliminating “waste, fraud, and abuse.” Nor can it be substantially closed by “tax hikes on the wealthy.” Contrary to popular misconception, the United States already has one of the most steeply progressive tax codes in the developed world. According to the left-wing Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy, the bottom quintile of American taxpayers pay an average of 17% of their income in federal, state, and local taxes. The middle quintile pays 26%. The wealthiest 1% pay 35%.
Washington’s fiscal recklessness should be one of the top voting issues this year. Alas, it isn’t. But ignoring the problem won’t make it go away.

Editor’s Note: John Hood is a John Locke Foundation board member. His latest books, Mountain Folk and Forest Folk, combine epic fantasy with early American history (FolkloreCycle.com).

(Photo: Republican lawmakers speak at a news conference introducing the first relief bill for Hurricane Helene. Gov. Roy Cooper signed the bill into law on Oct. 10. Photo courtesy of Chantal Brown, EducationNC)

Be careful what we wish for

5In early September 1996, the Dickson’s home in Haymount was battered by Hurricane Fran, leaving an enormous tree branch across our front yard. Every other house on our one-block street suffered a tree crashing through their roofs, making terrifying sounds that residents heard from their basement shelters. Our next-door neighbors had two trees, one in the front and one in the back. The house behind ours was severed into two parts. Blessedly the mother and young daughter inside survived, physically unharmed. Power was out for days, making the post-storm heat and humidity almost unbearable.
Hurricane Fran tore through Fayetteville and much of eastern and central North Carolina, leaving both devastation and carnage in her wake. Our state suffered 26 fatalities, making Fran the deadliest and most expensive natural disaster in North Carolina history at that time. Like other major hurricanes including Hazel in October 1954, Fran became the benchmark by which other storms were measured.
Until, that is, Hurricane Helene, which dropped 40 trillion gallons of rain across the Southeast. If all that water had fallen in North Carolina, the entire state would have been under 3 ½ feet of water, according to Ed Clark of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Water Center.
At this writing, much of western North Carolina had no power or cell phone coverage. Clean water was in short supply as were food, shelter, and gasoline in some places. Schools and roads were closed with few openings in sight. Family and friends were still searching for loved ones, and rescue operations were morphing into recovery efforts. Helene’s death toll was approaching 230 people, with about half of them in North Carolina. It was still rising, with officials acknowledging that some victims may never be found and some of those who are found will never be identified.
Helene is a new and terrifying benchmark.
Mother Nature has her own agenda that we mere humans do not know or even pretend to understand. None of us anticipated the power of Helene or the massive amounts of water she expended in western North Carolina. Helene is being described as a once-in-a-lifetime storm, an event with Biblical scope, over which we had no control.
That said, experts are saying there are measures we could have taken that might have mitigated Helene’s destruction and devastating death toll, measures we should now prioritize.
Both scientists and common sense tell us that storms are getting stronger and more frequent, with Helene being the most recent example. Hindsight is often 20/20 but there is little doubt now that we are seeing the results of human-caused climate change, which probably cannot be stopped but perhaps can be slowed down by limiting our use of fossil fuels. This should not be a political issue, because both Democrats and Republicans want to survive.
In addition, over the last 15 years, the North Carolina General Assembly has bowed to development and constructions interests, rejecting building requirements in western counties with construction on slopes at risk of landslides. The legislature also lengthened the timetable required for building code updates and allowed more paving of green spaces, increasing flood risks.
There is no way to assess Helene’s aftermath had measures aimed at climate change and commercial development been in place, but it is a fact that, in part, we are reaping what we have sewn. Helene can and should be our signal to take new paths in the coming years.
As Anita Crowder told the Washington Post at the remains of her father’s house in Swannanoa about the turning point of this moment.
“Two different eras. Things will be totally different.”

Kamala Harris is hiding in plain sight

7Unlike Joe Biden, who actually hid in his basement during the 2020 presidential race, Kamala Harris, the recently anointed Democratic presidential candidate, has found a way to appear in public while hiding who she really is and what her policies will be if she wins the 2024 election.
It wasn’t very long ago that Harris was considered so weak and inept in her role as vice president that many Americans believed Biden would never have to worry about being impeached and removed from office.
Biden’s debate with Donald Trump on June 27 changed all of that. A handful of Democratic leaders, fearful that Biden’s poor performance and obvious cognitive decline posed a threat to every Democrat running for office, made the unprecedented decision to remove him as their presidential candidate and name someone else. But who could they possibly get on such short notice?
Say hello to the new and improved Kamala Harris, who—in the blink of an eye—went from being a bungling spewer of word salads to a woman with all the virtues of Joan of Arc and all the political savvy of Margaret Thatcher. The world of politics truly is a wonderland.
The wonderland Kamala Harris lives in was constructed not only by her party but also by the mainstream media, both of which are carefully protecting her from the public and from any journalists who might ask her to explain in detail what her policies are and how she will implement them. Consequently, she has not had to answer any questions about the economy or immigration, topics that voters consider to be the most important issues.
Harris did not have her first public interview until August 29th—forty days after announcing her intention to run on July 21st—when she sat down with CNN’s Dana Bash. Her running mate, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, was with her and answered questions. During this interview, filled with platitudes about her vision of the future, she did not offer any specifics about how she would handle the border or work to improve the economy.
Her ability to dodge any serious follow-up questions about her weak answers was made possible by a “journalist” who didn’t ask those questions. Journalists like Dana Bash come in handy when you need a place to hide.
If having one journalist willing to hide you is good, having two is even better. Such was the case on September 10th, when Harris and Trump debated each other. ABC’s David Muir and Linsey Davis served as moderators whose bias against Trump was on full display.
While Trump passed up several opportunities to call out Harris on many of her false statements about his handling of the economy and the border during his administration, the moderators never failed to call him out when they thought he was making false statements about her failure to control the border or her policies on abortion. They never questioned any accusations she made about Trump.
Harris will likely remain a mystery until the election is over. She is in hiding, not physically but politically, because she has a lot to hide. She has no intention of closing the border or permitting fracking any more than she wants to create a thriving economy and prosperity for all Americans.
If you want to see the real Harris, go online and find some videos of her when she was running for the presidency in 2019 touting all her progressive policies or when she was busy in the summer of 2020 raising bail money for criminals—including violent ones—to get out of jail after they had been arrested for rioting. Surprisingly, the only person honest enough to reveal her true intentions is Bernie Sanders, who recently asserted that she is “doing what she thinks is right in order to win the election.”
Kamala Harris was anointed as the Democratic presidential candidate behind closed doors, and the real Kamala Harris plans to stay behind those doors until the election is over.

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